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Day-o 5786
(To the tune of the Banana Boat Song)
Day-o, day-o, daylight come an’ I wanna go home…
Trump he send the whole US Navy,
To put a scare in ol’ Khameini,
Netanyahu got de best idea,
Put a Popeye* in he ear! (*an Israeli air to ground missile)
Day-o…
Iran say dey got lots o’ rockets,
An’ oder’ weapons in dey pockets,
But dey said dat once before,
Jus’ before de day lost dat war!
Day-o…
Now, Haman t’ought he could do whatever,
He got de power, he so very clever,
He t’rew de dice so he could try,
To put an end to Mordechai!
Day-o…
He convince de Persian King, now
He even get his signet ring, now
Held all de cards, but showed he hand,
To kill de Jews, dat was he plan!
Day-o…
So…….de lesson is:
Ya got to know when to hold ‘em,* (*song by Kenny Rogers)
Know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run,
Ya never count your money,
When yer sittin’ at the table,
They’ll be time enough for countin’,
When the dealin’s done.
(repeat)